Description

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.…

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GET UPGRADED

Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

ASCEND TO GREATNESS

Make a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS

You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker

Name: This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker
Brand: Drillhounds
SKU: fce1930f-6d9e-4604-a1fa-5f0fef8f750e
Price: 5.99 USD
Availability: InStock

87%

·1713 reviews

$5.99

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Product Details


Release Date:	December 11, 2025
Platform:	Steam
Genres:	Casual , Indie , Strategy
Publishers:	Drillhounds , Oro Interactive
Developers:	Mash
Subtitles:	English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Turkish, Spanish
Menu:	English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Turkish, Spanish

Requirements

Minimum Requirements

Windows Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i3 / AMD Phenom II Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Onboard Storage: 1 GB available space

Recommended Requirements

Windows Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i7 / AMD Ryzen 5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 or better Storage: 1 GB available space

Instructions

In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

Description

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GET UPGRADED

Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

ASCEND TO GREATNESS

Make a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS

You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

87% · Very Positive
87% of the 1713 user reviews on Steam are positive.

June 24, 20261.1 hours playtime at review

Even for 6 dollars this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, shallow experience. Completely carried by the art. Don't waste your time.…

June 28, 20268.3 hours playtime at review

The game was really fun, especially once you get a really good deck going. I didn't care too much for the boss fight but it didn't interfere with the main gameplay too much that I … Show more

July 13, 20261.0 hours playtime at review

Spent an hour expecting something interesting, game feels like it wants to limit how much you interact with it's basic upgrade system, it feels empty, I'd refund if I didn't buy th… Show more

June 27, 202615.8 hours playtime at review

Fun and short. Unlike most idlers, has a little bit of strategy involved in building your deck which is nice, then just let it run idle in the background while playing other games.… Show more