Name: This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker
Brand: Drillhounds
SKU: fce1930f-6d9e-4604-a1fa-5f0fef8f750e
Price: 5.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Description

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.…

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GET UPGRADED

Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

ASCEND TO GREATNESS

Make a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS

You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker

87%

·1557 reviews

$5.99

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Product Details


Release Date:	December 11, 2025
Platform:	Steam
Genres:	Casual , Indie , Strategy
Publishers:	Drillhounds , Oro Interactive
Developers:	Mash
Subtitles:	English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Turkish, Spanish
Menu:	English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Turkish, Spanish

Requirements

Minimum Requirements

Windows Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i3 / AMD Phenom II Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Onboard Storage: 1 GB available space

Recommended Requirements

Windows Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i7 / AMD Ryzen 5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 or better Storage: 1 GB available space

Instructions

In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

Description

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS

GET UPGRADED

Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

ASCEND TO GREATNESS

Make a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS

You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

87% · Very Positive
87% of the 1557 user reviews on Steam are positive.

April 4, 20265.7 hours playtime at review

Recommended! BUT this is NOT a gambling roguelite I was literally the Joker for thinking this was a gambling roguelite, but it actually turned out to be an idle game. But honestly… Show more

April 9, 202614.9 hours playtime at review

Good but wouldn't recommend paying full price. It's over extremely quickly for an idler takes less than 5 hours. You also have to constantly manage it unlike other idlers Sp… Show more

April 7, 202612.2 hours playtime at review

The gameplay of Ain't Even Poker is so fun that I do truly feel bad for rating it negatively. It's very much so evocative of my early Cookie Clicker days where I didn't know what a… Show more

April 6, 20263.2 hours playtime at review

Needs more depth, visuals are about all this game has, get on a $2 steam sale if you want around 3 hours of little fun and numbers going up…